And there went my bright future as an up and coming filing guru. So before indolence sets in I got a job as a filing clerk in my father’s company as a cosmetic girl, can you imagine the man made me take an intelligence test? Anyway, I was in my element as I took to that job like rice to water as I got to wear war paint on my face and sport spike heel shoes that when I walked you could not tell the difference between a mule and a saddled braying jackass, not mention the tight hobbled skirt and the four inch broad belt extinguishing any possible circulation of oxygen from brain to feet, nobody could tell me that I did not look good, for in sixty seconds I magically transformed from innocence to lady of the night.
Males customers were a big target audience, No man could possibly resists such seducing lines, a sales pitch that cross sells and up sells masculinity, femininity, intensity, profound, fragrance, scrumptious, natural musk, natural pheromone, scintillating, bewitching alluring, enchanting, charming, enticing....
For the record, I still own some of those polyester and silk blouses – I just need to get a pair of those glasses that Dorothy wore in Tootsie and I will be in vogue – People do change and go through their personal metamorphosis, for these days, I am a look me in the back room type of person, for as I get older, I have no stomach for the chit chat pleasantries that comes with being a face card.
In the end, mother knew best, people who can’t eat shyte should not be doing sales, for she instinctively knew that her half breed Mongolian off-spring did not like people to puck with her, puck around her or puck her, though she understood that to poke me, would not be a big infringement.
If only we could deny who we are, but you can’t, I will just have to endear being thought of as a ‘silent psycho’, ‘closet psycho’ or ‘walking psycho’ You guess it, my mother pulled me so faster than Johnson and Johnson pulled the contaminated Tylenol –
When I asked her why, her cryptic reply was, “people say that you are getting too forced ripe and fluxy and that was the end of that”
